h2o mp3: O Christmas Grease

Happy Holidays! And to celebrate the season, a gift for you: an all-new h2o mp3 from Steve Anderson, the water world’s funniest singer-songwriter and an advocate for free-flowing pipes and sewers everywhere!

In his newest original wastewater hit O Christmas Grease we are reminded that the FOG is rolling in this holiday season, and that there’s a right and wrong method to dispose of the nasty by-products of high-fat Christmas cookery.

Steve Anderson

Steve is a Water Resources Analyst at Clean Water Services in Portland, Oregon and uses his talent for creating funny, infectious tunes to engage and educate us about water quality issues. And if you like this song, you’re sure to enjoy these previously posted songs by Steve: Don’t Flush the Baby (Wipes),  The Ballad of Betty Poop, Dope in the Water and Fats Oils & Grease.

So break out the butter and fire up the fryer this Christmas but keep it out of the drain! And if you’re gathering your group for neighborhood caroling, think about adding this tune to your repertoire!

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Lyrics: O Christmas Grease
(sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)

O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
Part of our dinner you were
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
Now stay out of the sewer
You taste so good, I can’t complain
Unless you get poured down the drain
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
Part of our dinner you were

O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
So tasty and appealing
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
So soon will be congealing
And then will come complaints and gripes
When you stick to sewer pipes
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
So tasty and appealing

O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
Can plug the sewer fast, man
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
So throw it in the trash can
That’s where oil and grease should go
If you don’t want an over flow
O Christmas grease, O Christmas grease
Just throw it in your trash can