Water Joke: Little Johnny Talks Water Quality
Little Johnny’s Mama sent him out to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big, mean, scary eyes staring back at him. Panicked, he dropped the bucket and ran back to the house as fast as he could.
“Where’s my bucket o’ water?” Mama asked.
“I can’t git any water from that water hole, there’s a big, mean ol’ alligator down that water hole!”
“Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Johnny. He’s been there for years, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!”
“Ohhhh, Mama!” replied Johnny, “If that gator’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water sure ain’t fit to drink!”
While it’s summer for, ’tis winter for me. And all I have to say is: Don’t eat yellow snow.