I do solemnly swear, to uphold the water…

During this historic inauguration, if it can be sold as a souvenir, marketed as a memento, cashed in as commemorative, then it is. Here, a few examples seen ’round the capital.

And special honors go to this one, the “preferred” Water ‘N Faith no less, for the shockingly fake-o ‘shop job.

Thanks to Flickr sharers McGhee Street Photography, crazywanda, sambailey and emilygoodstein.