Water Tower Conspiracy? In a skittish economy, people are nervous and on edge. Even a vanished logo can lead to frenetic speculation and questions:  From the LaGrange (Georgia) News March 6, 2009, this story on the case of the missing-in-action Kia water tower logo.

Snuff of the Sea: The last time I had sea water forced deep into my nasal passages, I ran crying down the beach to my Mommy. But now, with Afrin® Pure Sea™ I can purchase the experience and recreate that feeling of terror anytime I like! Unpleasant? Buck up, the company assures us it’s healthy, “isotonic” and good for us! Other sources tip us off that the “pure sea” source is actually the English Channel!)

More Revenge at the Mini-Bar: Commenting on a Flickr photo of a $5 bottle of hotel water provided “for your convenience,” Flickr-er  resaemt1 admits, ”  Thats how much the little bottle of Fuji water was in Cali. I drank one cuz I was SO thirsty so we went to the gas station & bought another one that was only like 1.50 & replaced it. LOL.”