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fountain city water rates headline

Best water-related news headline…ever?

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We always appreciate effervescent, fluid prose so our hats are off to Kevin Murphy of the Winona (Wisconsin) Daily News for this splashy headline:

“Fountain City water rates spike”

Dirty water politics side note: Kevin also reports that “The higher rates may also determine if the city’s only laundromat stays in business.”

fountain city water rates headline

 

Headlines that Make Me Say, “Huh?”

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South Haven officials, please get in touch. I believe I can help you unravel this perplexing mystery.

Which begs the question: are there environmental problems in heaven?

Lane County, how much of this is allocated for communications consultants? I know a good one and I’m pretty sure she can work within your budget.

As you might have noted by the image watermarks, all from failpost.com.