California is facing its worst water shortage in decades. This is somewhat funny, both “curious-funny” and “ha-ha funny” because the state’s severest drought in modern history gives us an excuse to unleash some lame Cali-focused “It’s so dry…” jokes.
California’s so dry…that leaks are the new status symbol.
California’s so dry…the fastest growing crime is employee theft… by pool boys.
California’s so dry…a sprinkler store opened on Rodeo Drive (and have you seen those Prada canteens?!) Read more